How ya'll doing?

 As Jesse from Full House would say (no, I definitely didn't have to google his name because I could only think of the name "Joey" who I definitely knew was the goofy one):

"How you doin'?"

No. Seriously. It's almost October. How the heck are you?

Me, I've decided to spend my free time farming dopamine off of ignorant and angry people on the internet from my home town by sending them only facts and memes...it's a lot more satisfying than you would think.

Yet, like a population not in Hardy-Weinberg, everything continues to fluctuate (okay, I was trying to be relevant). 

Life kind of sucks and everything keeps moving and changing, even and especially our understanding of science, and yet you're still here and kicking.

Keep doing that.